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Too sober for this sh*t

Too sober for this sh*t

Regular price £24.90 GBP
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Some nights just require a drink (or three). Whether you're stuck in small talk hell, surviving a dry party, or just not vibing with the scene—this tee does the talking for you. Perfect for pre-games, wild nights, and those mornings-after when you're questioning all your life choices.

Wear it, grab a drink, and try to survive the night. 🥂✨

✔️ Thick, luxury embroiderynothing peels or fades

✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)

✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear

✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF

✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere

✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes

 

Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Yeah, but let’s make sure.

Size UK Size (approx.) Length Width
Small 6–8 28" (71 cm) 18" (46 cm)
Medium 10–12 29" (74 cm) 20" (51 cm)
Large 14–16 30" (76 cm) 22" (56 cm)
X-Large 18–20 31" (79 cm) 24" (61 cm)
2X-Large 22–24 32" (81 cm) 26" (66 cm)

📏 How We Measure:

Length: From the top of the collar (next to the neck) straight down to the bottom hem.

Width: Across the chest, measured one inch below the armholes — flat across the tee (not around).

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