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Too sober for this

Too sober for this

Regular price £22.90 GBP
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Some nights just require a drink (or three). Whether you're stuck in small talk hell, surviving a dry party, or just not vibing with the scene—this tee does the talking for you. Perfect for pre-games, wild nights, and those mornings-after when you're questioning all your life choices.

  • Style: Effortlessly cool, just like your drink should be.
  • Fit: Laid-back, like your tolerance level should be.
  • Material: Soft enough to pass out in after last call.

Wear it, grab a drink, and try to survive the night. 🥂✨



Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex embroidered t-shirt is a total must-have. It's premium quality and super comfy.

 

Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Size Length  Width 
Small 28" 18"
Medium 29" 20"
Large 30" 22"
X-Large 31" 24"
2X-Large 32" 26"


  • Length
    Measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

  • Width
    Measured one inch below each arm hole across the chest.
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